Precious Moments with Baby & BabyDaddy

Bein' a dad is excellent.


Guest appearance: Uncle Travis! ---V


Guest appearance: Mommy! ---V

My silly pantshead.

Joel Brown, eat your heart out. For some reason, this photograph really reminds me of Joel. :)

See also post to follow.

A$$ Yummy BBQ

Every time Kirsten and i would pass this Menlo Park establishment (which we never ate at, for some strange reason) we would always get a nice, hearty guffaw out of their sign, which from afar was quite easily interpreted as "ASS YUMMY BBQ". Finally, on the day we were going back to our apartment to do a walkthrough, i was able to photodocument it and now present it to you, dear blog frequenter, for your enjoyment. On our photodoumentation adventure i also found this last humorous marquee thing, which i think is even more funny given the present state of the economy. "Stocks down: PIE NOW!" Also of note: my reflection + Prius, "CI-IICKEN", "Brisket"

Nature, Vicious Nature!

**WARNING: Graphic Content!** ...




















So i meant to post this in a more timely fashion, but better late than never. This was one of the days we were packing up our things and moving out of our place in Menlo Park. I was busy going to our storage area in the carport moving boxes and trying to get rid of stuff, and one of our neighbors had spotted something and was looking intently at it. He was clearly moving slowly because of some sort of wildlife, and I was thinking, "Wildlife? Residential Menlo Park?" (I was thinking maybe it was a doe or a saber toothed tiger or whatever). Turns out, yes! Apparently this eagle/hawk/bird of prey had snagged hisself one of the tasty (and might i add quite prolific) squirrels from the area. One of Kirsten and my (or at least my) favorite pastimes in our first apartment (*tear*) was to gaze outside at the chestnut trees and other foliage as the crazed squirrels chased each other about, sometimes ravenously. I had postulated that there was an overpopulation due to human impact on the local ecosystem, and now that i see these photos again i can't help but think this sort of fare would have been rarer for Mr. or Mrs. Bird of Prey 50 or 100 years ago. At any rate, he tried to take off a few times, but was only able to go a short distance because of the sheer weight of his kill. ...relative, of course, to his body mass index and the amount of lift generated by his wings and not enough pitch or yaw or something (<--notice the science). Perhaps he was just full from already having dined on Mr. Squirrel. In the words of Ed, "nature, man."

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Let this be a preview of what's to come! Photo taken in Morro Bay on our honeymoon, or luna de miel, as it were.

Some questions

Recently I've been going through Dr. Luke's account of the life and times of Jesus, and I've come across a few things I've had cause to wonder about, so i thought i'd share them here. Though i typically like to let Scripture passages speak for themselves, i thought i'd test the waters and see what i get in terms of responses on this one. Maybe this can be a forum for me to find some deeper answers about things of this nature and potentially for us all to connect, too. If not and I'm just sort of journaling in the public eye, that's cool, too. We'll see if i have the drive to post again if more questions pop up as i continue my reading.

I suppose i may as well pose my thoughts/questions in chronological order instead of the ones that're freshest in my mind. :) As always let me know if you catch any typos or things that don't make sense or whatever.

First off, regarding the temptation of Christ:
I've always found it intriguing that immediately following the Father's approval speech of Jesus after he gets dunked by San Juan Bautista, Jesus is lead into the desert by the Holy Spirit and is tempted (to be tempted?) by Satan.

(Luke says here, "full of the Holy Spirit, [Jesus] returned from the Jordan and was led by the Spirit in the desert, where for forty days he was tempted by the devil." Matthew, "Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil." and John Mark, "At once the Spirit sent him out into the wilderness, and he was in the wilderness forty days, being tempted by Satan. He was with the wild animals, and angels attended him.)

Anyway, this is not my point, just some interesting things that i observed. What came out of it this time that was new for me is what follows. There are three temptations that the Accuser puts Jesus through (i'll just go with the Luke passages):

-The devil said to him, "If you are the Son of God, tell this stone to become bread." Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man does not live on bread alone.'

-The devil led him up to a high place and showed him in an instant all the kingdoms of the world. And he said to him, "I will give you all their authority and splendor, for it has been given to me, and I can give it to anyone I want to. So if you worship me, it will all be yours." Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Worship the Lord your God and serve him only.

-The devil led him to Jerusalem and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. "If you are the Son of God," he said, "throw yourself down from here. For it is written:

" 'He will command his angels concerning you
to guard you carefully;
they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.'"

Jesus answered, "It says: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'"
When the devil had finished all this tempting, he left him until an opportune time.

First, Satan uses prospective relief from hunger to tempt Jesus, to convince Him to use His power to fix a temporary need and forgo discipline. This is best understood from the context of the passage Jesus quotes from Deuteronomy*, which ends "...but on every word that comes from the mouth of the LORD" and mirrors Jesus' temptation very well: Jesus ate nothing in the desert for 40 days, the Israelites were in the desert for 40 years for God to humble and test them and know what was in their hearts.

Next, Satan uses the allure of power to tempt Jesus, to exchange a false god for the True, Living God; The Amen. I AM. (This false god could take the form of Power, Adultery, Envy, Money, etc.) This one is a little more self-explanatory than Jesus' previous response, though the Deuteronomy context comes with a promise this time** (and it ain't pretty). More proof that the God of the Torah/Hebrew Scriptures IS the God of the Christian New Testament.

Finally, Satan uses...suicide? Scripture? (Satan quotes the Psalms twice) testing?...to tempt Jesus. Perhaps the answer lies in a deeper context than the Deuteronomy passage Jesus quotes this time***. In the Deuteronomy passage Massah--meaning "testing"--is referenced. It refers to a story in the Book of Exodus just after the exodus from Egypt when the Israelites are thirsty and demand water. At first glance it seems that this story has more in common with temptation number one, but upon closer examination we find that what the Israelites are really doing is testing whether not God is with them, not simply looking for relief from thirst (though that, too). "And he called the place Massah [testing] and Meribah [quarreling] because the Israelites quarreled and because they tested the LORD saying, 'Is the LORD among us or not?'"

I guess my real question here is not so much what the temptation is (which, it seems, is somewhat clear upon examining the back story), but rather how does that work itself out for us when we are tempted today?

If the temptation is to question whether or not God exists, whether or not He is present in our lives and still does miracles, whether or not he ever existed, whether or not he is He, whether or not He exists as the Triune God, and other possible "whether or not"s; if all or any of these is the temptation, how is that temptation--or if it gives way to sin--manifest? When we ask God to suddenly fix our broken relationships? For him to cure our desire to own a home by immediately giving us a house? When we wish things would have been better with that one girl? If we ask God for a plush job and expect that if He doesn't give us one immediately that He can't be real? If we pray for someone who is injured to be miraculously cured? If we wish that our love interests didn't come from different physical and emotional backgrounds than us and we only had a common desire to live in the same physical place on this earth? If we know God is calling us but are too scared to respond because of what other people might think? If we continue in our bad habits we know are wrong but fail to change because, hey, the afterlife probably isn't real anyway? Or if we throw ourselves off a building and say "God will save me!"?

What do ye think?



I have another less serious (and probably much less wordy) question about booze, Jesus' teaching on the Sabbath, Old vs. New Testament etc. which will have to wait until tomorrow or so because it is after 2am!












*"Remember how the LORD your God led you all the way in the wilderness these forty years, to humble and test you in order to know what was in your heart, whether or not you would keep his commands. He humbled you, causing you to hunger and then feeding you with manna, which neither you nor your ancestors had known, to teach you that people do not live on bread alone but on every word that comes from the mouth of the LORD. Your clothes did not wear out and your feet did not swell during these forty years. Know then in your heart that as a man disciplines his son, so the LORD your God disciplines you."

**"Fear the LORD your God, serve him only and take your oaths in his name. Do not follow other gods, the gods of the peoples around you; for the LORD your God, who is among you, is a jealous God and his anger will burn against you, and he will destroy you from the face of the land.

***"Do not put the LORD your God to the test as you did at Massah."

****"The whole Israelite community set out from the Desert of Sin, traveling from place to place as the LORD commanded. They camped at Rephidim, but there was no water for the people to drink. So they quarreled with Moses and said, 'Give us water to drink.' Moses replied, 'Why do you quarrel with me? Why do you put the LORD to the test?' But the people were thirsty for water there, and they grumbled against Moses. They said, 'Why did you bring us up out of Egypt to make us and our children and livestock die of thirst?" Then Moses cried out to the LORD, 'What am I to do with these people? They are almost ready to stone me.' The LORD answered Moses, 'Go out in front of the people. Take with you some of the elders of Israel and take in your hand the staff with which you struck the Nile, and go. I will stand there before you by the rock at Horeb. Strike the rock, and water will come out of it for the people to drink.' So Moses did this in the sight of the elders of Israel. And he called the place Massah [testing] and Meribah [quarreling] because the Israelites quarreled and because they tested the LORD saying, 'Is the LORD among us or not?'"

family field trip to the internet part deux

new max bike speed! 36.9mph! (no breaking speed limits this time tho :( )

the santa anas are here -- "don't blow away!!"

So long, Insomnia...

...i've found a map to buried treasure.

Funny Bathroom Story

So we are at Aqui* Mexican restaurant in Campbell (* i know, no accent on the "i", unfortunately) and i need to use the restroom. I go in and i'm waiting in line and there's a dude in the stall trying to get his daughter to use the toilet so they can leave. She's bouncing off the walls on the opposite end of the stall (i know this because i can HEAR her) and he's saying "Come on sweetie, there are people waiting!"

Well, he gets her to finally sit down and once she's finally atop her throne she states (very exclamatorily), "YOU ARE A BRUSSEL SPROUT!"
dad (totally deadpan): "Yes I am. Always have been!"
daughter: "YES. YOU. ARE."





...it was awesome! Just imagine!
the end.

Chaos

chaos

words fail me, but i need a prayer, and while this* doesn't describe me 100% right now, there are certainly some powerful words i need! (Plus a shoutout to good ol' Mike Howerton, author of Miles to Cross, one of my favorites.)

*(see link above)

Some slightly random Isaiah quotes (from Ch. 5)

Woe to you who add house to house and join field to field till no space is left and you live alone in the land.

Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.

I will sing for the one I love a song about his vineyard:
My loved one had a vineyard on a fertile hillside.

Pétanque

I don't know how i came across this idea, but i must have been reading something which referenced pétanque. Anyway, i wasn't sure what it was, but once i did a little research on the internets i realized that i actually DID know, but just didn't know it was called that. My first encounter with the game was in Barcelona, my very first time there before I knew Ivan, Pijus, Al, Carlos, and wasn't really familiar with the city and its architecture, cool places to go, etc. etc.

Another name the game goes by is Boules/Bowls (though this may be a slightly different game, or the name for the family of games played with steel balls and a jack), and I also realize that it's similar to Bocce Ball, which i have played, but i'm not exactly clear on the differences between the sports. I think it's cool that both are related to ancient games played during the Roman Empire.

Senario I:

Julius Caesar: "A fine toss, Brutus!"
Brutus: "Et tu, Caesar!"
Other Competing Senators: "We are lost!" *whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper "We really should get rid of that guy!" whisperwhisper whisperwhisper whisperwhisperwhisperwhisper.*

Senario II:

The Accuser vs. Theophilus, last game of the match

Jesus: "Theophilus! If you just have faith the size of a jack, you can say to your opponent's ball, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea!' and it will be done for you. Believe in God, and nothing will be impossible for you!"*


Lastly, i found this video on the web, and it is an interesting mix of pétanque Frenchiness (note: rock/pop musique en français) and the Portland scene. It also paints a portrait of boules being a compatriot of lawn bowling, another example of an interesting, low-physical activity, probably largely underrated sport. Maybe this is just further evidence that i am an old soul.




*On a related note, my buddy Dillon gave me a shirt for Christmas which says "Jesus Saves" on it with a picture of Jesus as a hockey goalie saving a puck from going into the net! Look for its debut in a county near you.

"When I was your age, television was called BOOKS!"

One book I am currently reading--though it's slow going because of other stuff going on and other things i'm reading etc. etc.--is called Der Kleine Grenzverkehr. (AC's translation = The Border-hopping Shenanigans). This speedy Buchlein has had an interesting run, seeing as how i acquired it, didn't read it but it somehow managed to make it to Wisconsin and back. Anyway, i received it in the mail several months ago and i've been wanting to read it, but as with most books i want to read, it just sat there for a while. It's true: if you never actually pick up the book you want to read and start reading it, it will never get read. I know, amazing!

Anyway, i am still not finished, but i like it and it transports me to another time and place in a very strange way. Also i showed "The Motorcycle Diaries" & "Goodbye Lenin" to close out a few of my classes for the semester and some ideas and quotes from those have been sticking with me. One in particular from "TMD" was something to the effect of Che feeling nostalgia for a culture/society he never knew (i.e. the Inca as he & Ernesto arrive at Machu Picchu). This book makes me feel like that, partially because of the drawings in it, which i just want to dive into and walk around it. But really, it's only half true, because most/part of the story takes place in Salzburg, a place and culture i have known, only not in that time nor capacity.

P.S. Whoever can tell me from whence the title quote comes from (no using the internets!) wins a gold star and large hug. Whoever is too curious to wait and uses the internets only wins .123 of a gold star and an icy side hug.

P.P.S. Kirsten has been looking over my shoulder for most of this post which makes for some very *weird* writing... i am not sure if it affects me & my thought process, but i am a bit nervous about making grammatical errors... teh heh?

X marks the kiss

My grandma sent me a magazine clipping a while ago which contained various bits of random information. "Just So You Know..." it was titled, and one in particular caught my attention. Many a friend & relative signs their correspondence with and X or O; e.g. xxoo, or XOXOX, etc.

According to the article, "In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. ["Make your mark!"] Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous."

Kixxes!

dad & i

dad & i at zee '9ers game! Also: '9ers & NY Jets today, apparently. I only know this because i will be at a football party.

End of Country Road

The Last Strip of Bacon

i took it out of the fridge
fried it
saved it in the fridge for today
and...

...mmmmmmmmmmmm!

a penny found is a penny earned

Today i found a penny in the alleyway behind the school. This is the 3rd or fourth one and i'm gettin' lightheaded from the wealth!

Ho ho ho.

OC, China

Orange County, China

Time Warp!

Monster Mash Note

Thanks to the NY Times Crossword Puzzle & Rex for this one.

Post Haste Posting

I've had some great ideas for posts in the past few days and every time i sit down to write them i get sidetracked or tangented for one reason or another. Anyway, in the interest of getting SOMEthing up here, i'm just going to give a shoutout to say "yo!" and let ye know the happs.

This month i have been working like crazy with my regular job at the group home, plus teaching/tutoring lots of hours of American, some German, and even less Spanish language sessions. It has been a lot of fun, but also tiring and perhaps the most amount of continuous hours I've worked in my life, or at least for a few years. Perhaps i did this amount of work and crazy things in college...but at the time i wasn't getting paid for a lot of it :o\

I'm kicking around various thoughts about the future and different projects i'd like to tackle, both abstract and concrete. I am also ready for a vacation and a break. Thankfully we're headed to NC next week to see the Jameses and some of my kin!

Big shoutouts to you fabulous family and friends who have cared about us, understood us (or tried to...), and generally helped us in these past weeks and months and years. Thank you. :o)

motohead

Here i am with a sequestered motorcycle helmet, and one of my students, whose selected facial features have been censored to protect his identity. ...actually he looks frighteningly like one T. Choate, brother of mine. Note:

-general appearance
-flat brimmed new cap w/sticker still attached
-tilted slightly to the side
-"I'm bad" attitude
-nonchalant "I don't care" lean on the hand








p.s. Dear Travis & Mystery Student: i love you both in your own special way!

family field trip to the internet

fezhead

Of course when i was eating that Middle East Feast i was wearing this:

Retractospork

This week i tried Arabian Joe's new fare: Middle East Feast. It was ok, kind of stale? It included pita bread, hummus, these Mediterranean ball thingies (i really should know what they're called), a mix of couscous, dill(?) and other herbs, & some other liquid to pour atop it all. But really, the most amazing thing was the Build-A-Spork. Observe it's space saving, multi-purpose madness:
And you can collapse it again and store it in your pocket or bag or whatever for later use! Ah, the wonders of modern invention.

boxhead

Boxes make great hats. Case in point:
They also make good playthings, especially if you are small, because they can be forts, hiding places, etc. etc. Often the packaging of a thing has more fun potential than the actual thing itself!

In unrelated news, after some assistance from my friend Kevin the Scotsman, (aka Marv from the Home Alone movies) some repairs have been made which allow me to navigate Hyrule and its sometimes tricky & confusing quests. Super NES and the Lost Levels remain on hold (World 8, last level) until i can work up the umpf to pass it!

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jokerskihead

commiejackhead

all the way home

if i had a rocking chair

if i had a porch

a house with a porch to put that rocking chair on

were it real.

were they real.

Real like that day we spent in Amsterdam

watching bikes glide by on the street below

from the window of our cheap motel

broke out of the mold

shed our shell

feeling together, being together

feeling good, like we conquered the world

that's what i'd do the livelong day:

be in the chair

kick back

watch bike and rider glide on by

by and by

home by and by

with you

where we belong

where you belong
"among the wildflowers"

along the train tracks

clickety-clack, clickety-clack

collapse your ears

blow your hair back
clickety-clack, clickety-clack


it's where we are, and maybe where we want to be. plus or minus the train noises.

Employment?

Not surprisingly, i find myself there again.

You know, there, that place where you're not sure what you're doing now is what you love and not really knowing where to go. My wondrous hats topping my noggin with sustainable fare may not show it, but i've fallen victim to it again: wanderlust. And this time it's harder.

I know this is nothing new, and many a worker in offices has felt this sentiment: a desire to get back outside.

Peggy Vincent, baby catcher and author of Baby Catcher--her fantastic 2001 novel i just devoured like dark chocolate truffles--similarly described her love of being a midwife in terms of spontaneity vs. monotony: despite the crazy on-call hours and occasional rushes to the hospital, at least she had the element of surprise, the unexpected every day. Each time she caught a baby and got caught up in the tune of each unique childbirth, she thought of all those people with cush office jobs and spreadsheets with blanks for them to fill in.

And that is somewhat how i feel, though teaching HS kids certainly has its benefits. ...but for whatever reason i have this strange desire to go organic farming, or raise goats or whatever. Just get me out of this cube! Can i bike for a living? Do i have hamstrings the size of cannons?

...i am out of writing juice.

unclesamhead:
p.s. i may or may not have gone to the polls & voted for Ralph Nader or Bob Barr while simultaneously wearing this hat and an Obama mask with that GOP candidate's action figure wedged betwixt its teeth.

pizzahead

"Yummy! Yummy! You're a pizza pie!"

"Yummy! Yummy! You toss me in the sky!"

burgerhead

Here i am hard at work staring at a computer screen:...the hat looks way better in person.

Placenta Tour!

As promised, here is the famed, incredibly intriguing, exquisite and informative PLACENTA TOUR! *not for the squeamish!*

Our little squirmy worm!

Super Mario Bros. "The Lost Levels"

are hard!  Miraculously i have made it to the eighth world, but have died about fifty seven bajillion times and had to save and come back to the game just as often.  Wish me luck as i continue to *byoing!* my way through pipes, twixt koopa paratroopas, o'er Lakitu, and 'neath Koopa till i reach the axe.  Toad is funny in this one--he keeps multiplying at the end of each world and saying his classic schtick "Thank you, Luigi!  ...but our Princess is in another castle!" Oh yes, by the bye, "I'm a-Luigi!"

Photos of our little nugget

Kirsten has been doing a much better job than i in getting photos of Sierra online. And she wrote out the birth story--so go have a look at her site!

mejor en bici

This week on my bike ride to work i saw some workers removing the word "elephant" in cursive script from the side of a building.

I also rode through a construction site by skirting around the edges whereas a car certainly would have had to take a large detour!

SJC

mejor en bici

Yesterday, September 30th, the lifetime odometer on my bike read 405 miles. This means that from the beginning of September 'til the end of September my steed and i registered 225 official miles of riding distance!

Included in this figure was a short, yet hilly ride my dad and i tackled in San Francisco from the parking space to Candlestick Park and back. We enjoyed the football game in which the 49ers beat down the Detroit Lions. I also got to hear his version of my brother's an my (and others') birth stories!

Also, on my bike ride to work yesterday, i saw a labyrinth sketched in chalk on one of residential roads along my route. What are the chances?! (probably pretty good...Kyle: my apologies again for the shoddy labyrinth i tried to draw for you...)

Will report back for the month of October.

INNER

Last week there was a fantastic New York Times crossword puzzle which made me feel all warm & fuzzy inside.  The Times crossword puzzles are a bit of an institution around, um.... my institution.  Some of us teachers (the coolest or perhaps the dweebiest ones) work together to "get 'er done".  Often we are successful.  

Though i didn't work a whole lot on the puzzle i'm talking about which made me feel fantastic, it really did make me feel great!  And thusly, i'm sharing it with the blogosphere.

The theme's  across clues ended up being the 2nd half of the answer to one of the down answers.  The down answer was "INNER".   So putting them together the theme answers read:

INNER BEAUTY

INNER STRENGTH

INNER PEACE

INNER CHILD

:)

Draw Your Swords!

Maybe it's from a lot of recent LOTR in film form, who knows?, but for whatever reason on my bike ride to work this morning the phrase "Draw your swords!" popped into my head. I was compelled to say it aloud in a British-like accent. Olde Englishe if ye wille.

Anyway, i then imagined some whimsical comic book character, perhaps the three Bone cousins from sinister to clueless hearing the phrase shouted by Grandma Ben: "Draw your swords !"

Or maybe a meek Scott Pilgrim (after realizing his enemy has a sword and running away like the p*&^@ he is) facing a challenge from his opponent who cries out: "Draw your sword!"

...after which SP or the Bones immediately draw a sword, as in whip out a pencil and sketch a sword on a sheet of paper and then hold it up with a huge grin across their faces.

That's what i want to do. That's how i would like to think about life, things.

But no.

This week is a real battle, this life a real war.

And we must draw our swords for realz.

And stand.

No $#@%!

From Plug-In America, if you care to read the fine print and for more links.
"As the Solar Taxi winds down its American tour and heads north from the east coast into Canada, we want to wish inventor voyager Louis Palmer and his talented tech team the best. If you haven't had a chance to witness bits of this remarkable journey, enjoy its complete documented trip. ... And for an insider visit and a "spin" behind the wheel, Plug In America documentarian Stefano Paris video-taped his ride.

Solar Taxi is a battery-operated solar electric vehicle that has logged thousands of miles driving across America -- north to south, west to east -- the ultimate road trip. Its mission is to circumnavigate the world to raise awareness about solutions to climate change. When Solar Taxi was in Los Angeles, it captured the attention of Jay Leno, Larry Hagman, Tony Shalhoub and James Cameron who came out for rides. While en route to the east coast, Solar Taxi made a stop at General Motors and when it reached New York, it drew the attention of the United Nations Secretary General. We wave a fond goodbye and look forward to its return!"

mejor en bici

-For the entire month of August my bike computer registered 180 miles in commuting distance.*

-Last week I registered a new personal best of 30.8mph! I've taken 'er up to a close second at 30.7mph and a few others over 30mph...

-...you know it! Speeding without a motor.

*This figure, of course, does not include various leisurely trips taken on my cruiser, nor the times i either forgot entirely or forgot to hook in my computer display/info receiver.

...but in zee Munich Zirkus I was known as zee Incredible...

Nightcrawler.  Now his skillz would be a good trick for getting across busy intersections and trouble spots.  A real time saver!  Plus it would just be lots of fun.

P.S. are people aware that the actor portraying that "Teutonic wall-walker" in X2 is Scottish?!

golden deliziös MutterWurst / Schrei nein zum Winter

"There's a snake in my boot!"* and by that i mean, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed! ... "** and by that i mean, "Someone's been messing with my Deutsche Magnetpoesie!" ...finally!

Well done. Very well done, whoever you are. I have a few suspects, but if you'd like to come forth and identify yourself, O Mystery Dichter, please do! If you'd rather your identity remain a mystery...um, fine. Be that way.

That being said, i'd like to put out a call to all German-speaking, and/or Deutsch-attempting goons out there to come over and make their mark on our refridgerator! It's been far too long since the Magnetically Poetic Days of Olde back in the War Room. Slim to no prior knowledge of German required!

wunderbar! Thor and his Enchanted Hammer make half of a cameo appearance in the bottom-left corner of that shot.

essentially the same photograph as the first, but i liked how the light came through redhandlightcolored when i blocked the flash w/my hand.

And whatever you do, always ALWAYS: benutz eine fantastische Dschungelstimmung.

* Toy Story

** Goldlöckchen und die drei Bären - or if you're feeling like a more colorful and entertaining versionette (and the end to this quote), check out (RIP) Burgess Meredith's rendition of the tale as Grandpa Gustafson in "Grumpy Old Men"

Yikes!

?!?!?!??

The lady at the front counter said it was because of the bleach or detergent or what-have-you that they use in the dishwashers and whatever chemical residue may remain on the groceries they buy and use in their fares. Scary...

Also: so many "Or"s! Which parts should i believe?!

mejor en bici

Last week on my bike ride to work i reached a velocity of 30+ mph!

The Modern Warrior (Study)

The modern warrior.

A few choice weapons on each shoulder, should he need them. Battles can be piercing, wrenching, messy. (Protective eyegear strongly recommended. Keychain for easy access, style points.  Laptop computer = "+500 exp."*)

Here we find him backed by his mighty sometime-steed (Backup mighty steed, really. Just in case. You know, like when he needs to get out the big guns. Plus joyrides, etcetera)

Cast upon him thy rosepetals lest he fall in battle.  Affix a pin of blessing abreat his T-shirt (shirt pocket, shoulder strap). Lift up a prayer for him as you fancy.  Battle rages tough, these things he could bring to bear.

*-B.L.O'M.

The pie chart says most

This has been a long time in coming: 'twas created over a year ago and it took a while until i scanned it last August and am now finally directing it to where it needs to be! Thanks to my good buddy Dillon for allowing me to publish his artwork!

yet another battle in the war

As my good friend Van Morrison says, "You gotta fight everyday to keep mediocrity at bay."

Date Night: trip to the internet

Squirrel Nutkins!

Squirrel Nutkins is an acrobat; a veritable tightrope walker!

mejor en bici

Today on my bike ride to work i:

-stashed a mostly great-looking futon for later retrieval

-saw a party in progress on a front lawn.
From what i could tell as i whizzed passed, 'twas being conducted by & large in ASL.

headfingers

my fingers are cold, my head is hot—put them together, now they are not!

waiting

waiting

“people watching
watching people
waiting”

waiting

1. breathe!
2. pause, relax
3. close your eyes
(inhale…exhale…)
4. sit up straight
(breathe deeply)
5. listen
(keep on breathing throughout…)

listen for something
listen for sounds
try to pinpoint voices, footsteps of passersby, familiar sounds, strange sounds even.
much more bedeutsam than that though: animal noises, the rustling of the wind,
now and again overhearing what little kids are saying/snippets of other people’s conversations; which are often hilarious, or at least slightly amusing—enough to make you grin.
to make you turn up the corners of your mouth, smile, laugh quietly to yourself.
(before you closed your eyes, you could see what the tinyboppers were doing too, which was often more hilarious than the chatter! …or more hilarious overall, both things combined)

imagine a Native American man; the Native American people!
nativos, ursprüngliche Einwohner, indigenous persons

sounds in the harmony of the forest: more natural
ability to discern. to listen. to hear!
the buffalo, “the wolf cry to the blue corn moon. the voices of the mountains.” the Voice.
sounds of modern machinery? of course not.
…certainly not like that plane you’re hearing overhead
(floating peacefully, feather-like—turbine jet-engines notwithstanding—up toward the stratosphere, though it will never reach it)
…certainly not that gas weedwacker or lawnmower or hedgetrimmer or whatever the deuce it is

today i sat and waited.
imagined my perpendicularly planted feet extended into the concrete, into the topsoil, into the earth’s crust, the tectonic plates, the Heart of the Earth.

waited

waited

waited…
.
.
.
waited for an Earthquake.

Providence meets 11:59pm – 12:00 am

Today i had one of the most hectic days i’ve experienced at my current job. ‘Twas challenging; i was there late, i locked up after everyone else had gone home.

Aeroplane rising, lifting, drifting, soaring into sunset. Wind through my hair, wind at my back, wind in my face, wind pushing back.

My brother.

On my bike ride home from work, a punk in a black pickup truck deliberately tried to nearly hit me. I was trying to make a left turn and had my hand out to signal said intention. Some horns blasted, his truck grazed me on the right, i leaned left. I somehow also managed to knock his truck on the side with my knuckles. I made it home without so much as a scratch. Some people in a nearby apartment building must have seen or heard the incident and were peering out their screen door on the second floor. A guy and a girl. The girl asked, “Are you ok?” Me: “Yeah. Thanks.” Pheromone seems to be much more empathic than testosterone most of the time? Concerned about the proper things.

Kirsten and Baby + Elizabethtown + dinner.

Come to find out all the dishes are done! The first round of baby shower items is stacked nicely on the second couch, just waiting to be put in storage, be dealt with, duplicates gifts returned to the store.

Life is grand!

“God is alive, magic is afoot.” –BSM

Please share the road.

Birth forthcoming.

Baby.

…y bendiciones.