Anyway, let me get to the point: riding home today across the Hawthorne Bridge i saw a few guys out of the corner of my eye who were holding a cardboard sign which appeared to say "free eggs", though as i rode past the guy asked me (i think) "Hey, do you want any free range eggs?!" It would not seem so strange to me, especially in Portland or any large-ish city in general that some random people are just standing on the side of a bridge trying to peddle eggs, but the fact that they were out loudly peddling their wares to passersby in the dark and amidst what my wife described as hurricane-like dangerous winds and rain seemed a little...odd. Then again, i probably shouldn't be that surprised. I also didn't notice any eggs that they may have had, though i was going pretty fast and as I said it was dark, so maybe their egg stash was partially concealed or just plain out of sight. Anyway, that experience was "eggsellent" and as i continued across the bridge i came upon a walking guy who appeared to me at the time like a koopa troopa. More accurately stated, he looked like one of the koopalings that has spines on their shellback, but i did think that carefully at the time about what he should technically be called. All i thought was something like, ok, there is a koopa troopa walking across the bridge! After i passed him i looked back and from the front could see that he had spiky hair and several buttons or patches up and down the shoulder straps. Nice.
Here is a photo to set the mood (add your own wind and rain):

This is not the guy i saw, but the backpack looked quite similar to the one pictured here:

Happy Valentine's Day!
1 comment:
Glad to know that Portland is in no danger of not being kept weird, at least for the time being.
Also, I want one of those backpacks!
xoxo your #1 commenter 4 life
aka aro
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