So we are at Aqui* Mexican restaurant in Campbell (* i know, no accent on the "i", unfortunately) and i need to use the restroom. I go in and i'm waiting in line and there's a dude in the stall trying to get his daughter to use the toilet so they can leave. She's bouncing off the walls on the opposite end of the stall (i know this because i can HEAR her) and he's saying "Come on sweetie, there are people waiting!"
Well, he gets her to finally sit down and once she's finally atop her throne she states (very exclamatorily), "YOU ARE A BRUSSEL SPROUT!"
dad (totally deadpan): "Yes I am. Always have been!"
daughter: "YES. YOU. ARE."
...it was awesome! Just imagine!
the end.
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