Alternate Career Options

Dear Madam-elect: if ever you feel like doing something else besides being a doctor, there are always alternate career options. Or rather, when your boy toy makes it as a writer, you may want to branch out and find your shrewd businesswoman/artistically stylistic/skin-deeply fabulous side! Any or all of this perhaps on the side...you know, like when you're not saving people's lives or whatever.

Exhibit A - Orange, CA.
You could don overalls and get grease all over your hands and wear a green bandanna tied around your hair! Behold the potential:






Exhibit B - Portland, OR.
This could work fabulously for dying & styling hair and otherwise beautifying the cryptic women of the Pacific Northwest. People might come for miles, from towns like Heppner or Puyallup or Sasketchwan or Whathaveyou just to be beautified by "The Wonder From Down Under".


Or, alternately, you could add an extra "o" to the word "salon" and open a whole NEW type of beauty, uh, parlor! Notice wooden front porch which looks like it came straight out of a Western flick anyway! You could fire a shotgun though the roof and demand that the boys "take it outside" and duel it out in the streets while you watch, eye-stinging gunpowder smoke wafting from the double barrels. You'd be akin to Lucky Luke maybe. "Fantastic!"


Exhibit C - Portland, OR.
And last but not least, you could take over this tanning studio! The space is already ready for you! Maybe you could make it a COUPLES tanning salon (or saloon) and run it as a husband and wife team! How cutesy. Down Under.




Act quickly! Offer probably won't last!